FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 13, 2016

I agree Steve. Say what, Jason?

Yup, if he could glug it down like that—no phizzz to make that bit BURRRP

No loud, long burp. Dud root beer.

Almost every food place in my town gives you free refills on pop.

Wait ’till the kid drinks his first beer!

We started drinking beer around his age by mixing it with coca-cola. In hindsight, that made it a lot less healthy.

As Judge Judy would say, “Sorry Jason. You ate the steak. You can’t demand a refund just because you didn’t like it.”

Guess not enough fizz to burp loud.

Ahhh, root beer. Not a beer, nor made of roots anymore but synthetic industrial syrups. Once you get used to the Listerine mouth wash flavor, it’s even drinkable. X-)