Eek! by Scott Nickel for July 16, 2010

And just where did you get that Golden Retriever, Dr. Frankenstein? Where is your lab assistant, Igor?

Now we know who’s been doing the work on all of those women on The Hills.

Lab assistant. He. Hehe.

LOL just like many existing plastic surgeons! (Or was the Golden Retriever brain already installed even before the first consultation?)

A male fantasy of the perfect woman.

Pretty soon she’ll be singing

“Putting on the Ritz”

If you ask me, anyone without a real medical problem would have to have the brain of a golden retriever to even think about having the other stuff done.

The doc is working on a special order from Mel Gibson.

Considering her choice of doctors it looks like all three will result in an upgrade for her.

Sounds good. Can golden retrievers cook? fetch? Lie down?

Tight tummy, big boobs and the brain of a golden retriever: every man’s dream date.