The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for July 12, 2018

Just like home.

Sometimes they even suggest that you park around back,

in a secret location, kind of near the dumpsters…

and they give you a special room on that side.

You know… to protect your privacy…

cos the other guests won’t even see you, or disturb you.

And they save special towels for you….

and special little bottles of shampoo.

There’s an extra $40 charge on your bill for a “private entrance and towel fee”….

but it’s worth it to be such honored guests.

I think the oldest continuously operating Dairy Qieen may be an attraction they should checkout

Keep the 1988 phone book. That is when they peaked before their current decline. Our current phone book has gone from 2 Sears Catalog volumes to a TV Guide.

Probably next to the trash dumpster. They wouldn’t notice!

I have the phone book chained to my cell phone just because of people like them.

Maybe they are saving the room with the bed bugs to thank them for their last visit.