I see a mansard roof through the trees
I see a salty message written in the eaves
The ground beneath my feet
The hot garbage and concrete
And now the tops of buildings, I can see them too
I once had a vampire girlfriend. We had long talks over bier and skittles. She staked a claim on my heart, but, unfortunately, I claimed a stake in hers.
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Aha, Leopold! And here I thought Gary was just, you know, strange….
runar about 14 years ago
Wait ‘til they divert a river so it flows around your entire lot.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
I see a mansard roof through the trees I see a salty message written in the eaves The ground beneath my feet The hot garbage and concrete And now the tops of buildings, I can see them too
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
But fortunately, never in the heart.
davidblack about 14 years ago
Even unseen, the presence of the neighbours adds tension to the comic. These are the best Gary strips - not the monster/monster frissons.
WebSpider about 14 years ago
Hey, look. Someone left us another door wedge. We need one of those… how thoughtful.
davidf42 about 14 years ago
Ya have to admit, this is one of the most unique comics of the modern era.
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
Maybe, like Brewster Rockit (another comic strip), he’s had too many memory wipes.
runar about 14 years ago
I once had a vampire girlfriend. We had long talks over bier and skittles. She staked a claim on my heart, but, unfortunately, I claimed a stake in hers.
Airboy20 about 14 years ago
How is he able to touch those items to get them in the box?
deadheadzan about 14 years ago
Gary is the most innocent vampire of all time.
Totalloser Premium Member about 14 years ago
I love to eat a lot of garlic like the Gladiators of ancient rome