The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 04, 2023

You realize having to be seating costs more coupons?

I usually don’t eat foriegn food either. However, I will eat french toast

And they don’t like French Fries…

But they’d snarf down a Cuban sandwich with French fries in a minute.

If you can soak it in fake butter and artificial syrup, they’re up for it.

That’s OK, it just leaves the lasagna, Dutch baby apple pie, Swiss cheese, spaghetti, tacos and Scotch eggs for the rest of us.

BTW, who are these people? I kinda recognize Verl and Burl…but is that Joy and Dale?

They won’t know how to behave in such an upscale place… best to seat them by the restroom door… or better yet the door to the dumpster…!

Must be cheap that is the only reason you would go there