Pickles by Brian Crane for December 22, 2015

That’s what you get, Earl, for wearing sunglasses indoors.

Sounds like it’s worth framing.

When the purple parts turn green, that means it’s healing.

I got a monster sized bruise on my thigh; the size of my hand. It took months to heal, and the muscle has a permanent “dent” in it now.

in panel 2: scratch ‘incredible yellows’in panel 4: add " Your face when you get mad"

Yuck!

Two guys doing a little man talk… O-boy here comes Miss But-in-ski.

Hey, at least he’s describing it instead of SHOWING it!

sunset over the moon

Bruises look horrible.

Earl is acting like he’s never had a bruise before!

xxx

So are old lady bruises!

contemplating inner karma…….. Too many Christmas Bourbon balls.