Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 13, 2016

Jerry! Come over here and goose him hard while I pull the rope.

The old shell game.

C’mon…. why should he stick his neck out?

Really? why don’t you try hanging me then.

I thought these were new… This strip was up about 4-5 years ago

Turtle must have been in COLD water.Rams Back to LA

hmmm. clearly, these tortoises need a little help with their execution technique

I think lethal injection would be more effective on a turtle.

What are you gonna do about it? Chop off his head?