Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 31, 2015

I’ve already made you secret ruler over all of the humans. What else could you want?

The genie’s not coming in very clear – must be static.

Well, that genie had better be nice…Kitty might just see him and wish he were a mouse he could eat.

It’s better than territorial spraying.

The cat rubs him the wrong way.

That cat became his pet peeve.

Where’s Alf when you need him…

That cat is about to wish for a catnip mouse.

The Genie is annoyed because he can’t figure out the cat’s three wishes..MeowMeow meowand Meow meow meow.

endless supply of catnip could be next. once the cat is drugged up all the time he’ll stop bothering you

I already gave you three wishes, three cans of cat food. It’s not my fault you didn’t wish for a can opener.

Who is more capricious, the cat or the djinn?