The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 08, 2016
January 07, 2016
January 09, 2016
Transcript:
The day Tarzan was permanently banned from the free vet clinic.
Doctor: Hmm...I don't see any signs of a sinus infection. Maybe if I take a closer look.
Seriously, a zoo keeper somewhere like Thailand was killed when he stood behind an elephant with diarrhea. I believe he was that year’s Darwin Award “winner.”
The circus came to a remote, sleepy village for the very first time. A dear old lady was bewildered to see an elephant in her garden & immediately rang the police. “There’s a hug grey monster in my vegetable patch, pulling up my cabbages with its tail and…and…you’ll never believe what it’s doing with them”
Superfrog almost 9 years ago
The visit was truncated.
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
Too sophisticated a trick for Tarzan’s cousin George of the Jungle. Shep probably wouldn’t have put up with it anyway.
J Short almost 9 years ago
Tarzan, he nose what he’s doing.
osceola almost 9 years ago
He’s not a vet; he’s a pachydermatologist.
ladamson1918 almost 9 years ago
Seriously, a zoo keeper somewhere like Thailand was killed when he stood behind an elephant with diarrhea. I believe he was that year’s Darwin Award “winner.”
Kentucky Ken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Cool. The Ape Man knows that it’s worth it.
Jules934 almost 9 years ago
Love Tar’s do.
Helen Ferrieux almost 9 years ago
The circus came to a remote, sleepy village for the very first time. A dear old lady was bewildered to see an elephant in her garden & immediately rang the police. “There’s a hug grey monster in my vegetable patch, pulling up my cabbages with its tail and…and…you’ll never believe what it’s doing with them”
sunnysrteet27 almost 9 years ago
uh,ohhhhhhh