Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 31, 2016

Who cares about the germs on the button? You are about to get sanitized right AFTER touching it !

That’s why I never bother to wash my hands, they are just going to get covered with other people’s “germs” anyway..(Just Kidding!!!!)

Germs are good, they keep up your natural resistance

how about a big slice of birthday cake after somebody blewspit all over the top of it?

Have you ever taken one last paper towel to use avoid touching the door handle on the way out?

the world is covered in germs, you can’t get away. the ones obsessed with germs will wind up like the martians from war of the worlds

What? No paper towel to open the door? Eeeek.

Then there’s the door handle on the way out…

I’m sure he has a small package of Kleenex in his pocket…

Adrian Monk… Hehehe…

Adrian Monk… Hehehe…

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

This is totally what I think when I see community sanitizer bottles. Ewww