Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 28, 2016

A weird thought just occurred to me. The tree ate the piano right? Since pianos are primarily wood, wouldn’t that make the tree a cannibal? ;-/

I think Ludwig would chop down the tree… that is if his parents would allow him to use an ax

Lucy is selfish, self-centered, self-absorbed AND A CONTROL FREAK! I hate control freaks, grrr

Schroeder needs a restraining order.

The tree would spit out the black keys like seeds, and pick its teeth with a piece of the wire!

I remember in one Peanuts special, when Lucy busted up Schroeder’s piano and Beethoven bust, he merely went to the closet, and brought out another of each—that closet was full of replacements!

WWBD?

Well, its been eaten, and it took nearly a week

Lucy is a menace to all guys.Imagine her, controlling your paycheck!

What you need to do is tell Lucy’s parents that they owe you a piano. And let them make the little harpy work to pay it off.

I am so sorry for the lost of your piano Schroeder. You are pretty strong to watch a kite eating tree eat a piano. The tree must have some appetite! Do you have homeowners insurance for your piano? Check with Mom and Dad.

I wonder what would happen if Shoerder threw Lucy into the tree.

Beethoven did some thinking. He concluded the piano was a grand story, but he worried how the comment’s would spinet.

There are some folks today who are not only playing on a piano, they are also playing on words…

Charlie Brown could have pitched to a batter, and the resulting moonshot might have knocked the piano out of the tree and a few blocks away……..

Lucy should be ashamed of herself.

xxx

Beethoven would’ve chopped the tree down to rescue his piano.

That kite-eating tree (not particular about what it eats!): “Burrrp!”Yep, Schroeder, what used to be your piano is all gone; not even one splinter is left! Gee, I wonder what Beethoven would have done?

Wooden teeth, like George Washington. Urban legend. They were ivory.

Ludwig would have poured himself a drink… A fifth, right?

he should toss her up the tree for desert

Lucy, you got some Splainin’ to do.

Lucy so owes Schroeder an apology – and a new piano if he doesn’t already have one in his closet! :)

I know what Beethoven the dog would do…

This’ll certainly win you favor with Schroder, destroying his prized possession. Excellent job, Lucy.

Schroeder should SUE Lucy…