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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 14, 2016
January 13, 2016
January 15, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I want to get married! I never realized just how dangerous it could truly be! Breezy, I love you and all the danger you will provide me during our marriage. Woman: I think I've lost control of this counseling session. Breezy: Oh, Rip, just wait until we fight over bills. Rip Haywire: Are there car chases in marriage too?
dimndno about 9 years ago
Now I’ve seen it all. A tear coming out of Rip’s eye. Our last hope. I’ve never felt so discouraged!
dimndno about 9 years ago
Will we ever see Rip bashing goons again?
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 9 years ago
Their wedding registry will be at an Army surplus store!
Trotsky1917 about 9 years ago
For an International Man of Danger, Rip has an odd habit of asking for advice from gray-haired old ladies. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 9 years ago
They don’t call it “taking the plunge” for nothing, Rip.
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
Especially the helicopter insurance bills… Then they’ll need counselling from that guy from Farmers Insurance.
Ushindi about 9 years ago
I’d marry Breezy, too … for a honeymoon or so, anyway.:-)
Kali39 about 9 years ago
Look on the bright side, counselor – it worked. Still, what’s going to happen once Breezy gets a new helicopter?