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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 12, 2016
January 11, 2016
January 13, 2016
Transcript:
Boy: Dad, where do we come from? Man: Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other, and they decide to have a baby, they... Boy: Actually, I meant Italy or Sicily, but I like your story better. Continue.
My Ma always told us that the first one could come ANYtime, but after the wedding, theyâd come after 9 months. My deduction from life: Two teenagers can âexperimentâ and produce life on the first try. Marry them and it will take YEARS and many visits to fertility clinics to even âproduceâ.. Other than that, âThe rich get richer, the poor get childrenâ is my exit stage right tap-dance..
Farside99 about 9 years ago
Itâs supposed to actually be better for the kids, but it can get a bit awkward. Depends on the age and how much you include.
Ubintold about 9 years ago
Hey, thatâs Italian.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 9 years ago
AhhâŠa Sicilian stork delivered you to us.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
Well, letâs look in your collar for a tag. There. That settles it. Your from China.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
OK then.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
I never had this discussion with my parents.
Iâm in my late 60s and still wondering how it happensâŠ
unca jim about 9 years ago
My Ma always told us that the first one could come ANYtime, but after the wedding, theyâd come after 9 months. My deduction from life: Two teenagers can âexperimentâ and produce life on the first try. Marry them and it will take YEARS and many visits to fertility clinics to even âproduceâ.. Other than that, âThe rich get richer, the poor get childrenâ is my exit stage right tap-dance..
Mic0m1cs about 2 years ago
HA!