Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for January 14, 2016
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Transcript:
Woman: Hi. Man: Hi. How are you? Woman: Not good. I went to the dentist and said tha- Man: Oh GOD YOU THINK THAT'S A REAL QUESTION.
Ida No almost 9 years ago
Suggested alternative greeting:A: “Hi.”B: “Hi. Let’s make out.”A: “Glad to hear it.”
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I learned the hard way not to ask people how they are, because they will tell me.I just say “Hi” and they still give me a rundown of all their aches and pains.