F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 15, 2016

Miracle-Gro can probably do that. Probably!

You could try curtains.

That looks more like a TV than a window.

Ironically in my state if one is exposed on their own property it is illegal but if you stand in your own window butt naked and picture take pictures so long as they are not on your property its perfectly legal.

Example, old guy laying out in sun got ticketed for indecent exposure in his own backyard, a lady who had big front windows walked in front of them often in the buff, guy who walked his dog stopped and took pictures she wanted him charged but said they couldn’t because he never left the side walk.

just my state though, sure other states are different.

I’m guessing she must have looked at least a bit attractive, if he bothered to bring a camera long on his dog walk. She should have been flattered at the attention!

This is a joke, by the way, for those of you who will immediately start yelling about how offensive it is of me to think this way.

Or his wife or somebody said “liar, pics or it didn’t happen.”

Gotta put some more money in the ol’ hedge fund!