As Ken showed Carol how he could floss his teeth with his feet, she felt the last ounces of passion drain from their marriage.
Hmmm…can’t imagine why it would turn her off….
Toeing the line.
Hey, it is some improvement. Last week it was farting the national anthem.
Too bad Carol isn’t a dentist. She would be most impressed.
And I thought chewing tobacco and spitting in a cup was a turn off.
Martinis in bed- that’s a nice touch tho.
Sounds like a good idea either way. Some mornings I’ve threatened to do that with coffee.
“Felt the passion draining from her marriage” …. gee I wonder why that would be?
August 21, 2015
Farside99 over 8 years ago
Hmmm…can’t imagine why it would turn her off….
J Short over 8 years ago
Toeing the line.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Hey, it is some improvement. Last week it was farting the national anthem.
coffeeturtle over 8 years ago
Too bad Carol isn’t a dentist. She would be most impressed.
jbduncan over 8 years ago
And I thought chewing tobacco and spitting in a cup was a turn off.
posse1 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Martinis in bed- that’s a nice touch tho.
Farside99 over 8 years ago
Sounds like a good idea either way. Some mornings I’ve threatened to do that with coffee.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Felt the passion draining from her marriage” …. gee I wonder why that would be?