Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 14, 2016

Let’s not jump to any conclusions. Maybe it is longer than the last rope he used.

I say, that boy just ain’t quite right.

Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down.

Well, that’s no way to jump start the day.

Well they tanned his hidewhen he died, Clyde,And that’s it hangin’ on the shed!