Boss: To improve productivity, I slowly increased the caffeine strength of the Coffee... it worked like a charm... until that whole exploding-head thing.
You’ve got to titrate the caffeine content very carefully. The ideal amount of caffeine increases workload and then makes employees’ heads explode the day before they’re vested in the pension system.
The nervous energy generated by excess caffeine could be relieved by special valves and redirected to useful work such as heating, cooling, and lighting. I bestow this idea to the world free of charge.
John Falstaff over 8 years ago
You’ve got to titrate the caffeine content very carefully. The ideal amount of caffeine increases workload and then makes employees’ heads explode the day before they’re vested in the pension system.
Ida No over 8 years ago
Works on squirrels like that, too.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
The nervous energy generated by excess caffeine could be relieved by special valves and redirected to useful work such as heating, cooling, and lighting. I bestow this idea to the world free of charge.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Details, details.