Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 18, 2016
April 15, 2016
April 19, 2016
Transcript:
The Art of Conversation: Lessons one to five Chicken: So you'd like to learn the art of conversation? Timmy Tofu: @*#!@ Lesson 1: Make eye contact, but not too much, Lesson 2: Listen Attentively. Chicken: It's important that you do not interru- Timmy Tofu: Yeah, yeah what's lesson 3? Lesson 3: Remove distractions. Cell Phones, Television, Bagpipes Lesson 4: Don't be too negative. Timmy Tofu: Justin Beiber sounds like a gargling ostrich choking a goat. Chicken: We love Justin Beiber Lesson 5: Be genuinely interested in other people
ant over 8 years ago
“How wude.”
Ida No over 8 years ago
Just remember, you only want “conversation” to pick chicks up at a bar. Otherwise, eff-em.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
And always be sincere whether you mean it or not.
PoodleGroomer over 8 years ago
None of the candidates for president this year have effectively faked interest or sincerity, except Bernie.
Chris Sherlock over 8 years ago
Lesson 3: I’ve often found bagpipes add something to a conversation.
Lesson 4: Like what Timmy said or not, he’s right.
Lesson 5: I’m thinking a lot of people feel the same way as Timmy does during a conversation.