I wonder, does Arlene know about his son? The one that ran for President twice in the 80’s, once in the 90’s, and is now second billing to his former running mate, a penguin. The one that was dead for some months, and even worse, later had Trump’s brain in his body. The one that dated Jean Kirkpatrick, Cornelia Guest and Princess Diana, was married briefly to Socks Clinton (a male), and outed as a vegisexual. Could Arlene really handle being a step-mom to that?Here he is: http://www.gocomics.com/bloom-county/2015/12/29(Please excuse the fact that Jon [Jim Davis] gets Vader’s name wrong.)
I am waiting for when they have kittens together and then Arlene will make him kitten sit! Maybe the litter will have a lot of little Garfield’s in it. Now THAT would be fun, just not for Garfield.
Maybe it’s time for us to fix Arlene up with a real nice kitty car who might appreciate her better than Garfield does. Maybe Motley of Motley classics? He’d teach her how to shred the furniture, eat mice and birds and slash everyone who doesn’t do exactly what she wants.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
selfish and egotistical as always Garfield is
Nincompoop17 almost 9 years ago
Darn it! I was hoping you wouldn’t show up.
trantor0815 almost 9 years ago
No problem Arlene – I helped you with your diet so long :)
n8cwhite almost 9 years ago
lol
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 9 years ago
“Selfish and egotistical as always Garfield is”-I’ll say! Heathcliff would never do a thing like that to Sonja!
bobbykeyes almost 9 years ago
Garifield’s revenge on her discourtesy.
Rwill almost 9 years ago
So he does like it.
Robert Allen almost 9 years ago
I wonder, does Arlene know about his son? The one that ran for President twice in the 80’s, once in the 90’s, and is now second billing to his former running mate, a penguin. The one that was dead for some months, and even worse, later had Trump’s brain in his body. The one that dated Jean Kirkpatrick, Cornelia Guest and Princess Diana, was married briefly to Socks Clinton (a male), and outed as a vegisexual. Could Arlene really handle being a step-mom to that?Here he is: http://www.gocomics.com/bloom-county/2015/12/29(Please excuse the fact that Jon [Jim Davis] gets Vader’s name wrong.)
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And.. it was more satisfying. now time for a nap
billswingle almost 9 years ago
Should have seen that coming.
Numbnumb almost 9 years ago
I am waiting for when they have kittens together and then Arlene will make him kitten sit! Maybe the litter will have a lot of little Garfield’s in it. Now THAT would be fun, just not for Garfield.
alondra almost 9 years ago
Maybe it’s time for us to fix Arlene up with a real nice kitty car who might appreciate her better than Garfield does. Maybe Motley of Motley classics? He’d teach her how to shred the furniture, eat mice and birds and slash everyone who doesn’t do exactly what she wants.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
A woman being late is a tradition. A man being late is just not on.
xxx
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 9 years ago
Such is being in a relationship with Garfield. She shouldn’t be surprised at all.
codycab almost 9 years ago
WOW! He sure showed her.
chain gang charlie almost 9 years ago
My sentiments completely…Probably why I was not too popular in High School…as if we cared….
Garfield about 7 years ago
She’s actually early, but I wouldn’t mind