Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 30, 2016

Hope your health insurance is paid to date.

I normally cut myself with the packaging, not the knife.

I have a pair of tin-snips in the toolbox that does a dandy job on that crap.

I did almost exactly that about 6 months ago. (different finger) No stitches, but I still have trouble with it.

I saw a video clip on how to use a can opener on these.

OUCH!!!

This is what scissors are for.

Your suggestion is shear brilliance…

Like i said. Tin Snips.