Close to Home by John McPherson for January 22, 2016

At $6.99 each (on sale), ammunition was the biggest factor in the tuition.

Usually thrown pies were full of shaving cream. They were light and didn’t knock people out.

What a bunch of Bozos.

Killer clowns in training…Up next, hiding in closets and under beds.

Those clowns remind me of members of the Clowns Guild on Discworld

He didn’t do berry well.

In the Academy’s math class, you learn that pie are round.

Flat line Learning curve.

sandfleaNo way! Unlikely to kill or overthrow democracies.