That was the trouble with Hokey Pokey – he’d put his right leg in, he’d put his right leg out, he’d put his right leg in and he’d shake it all about. And so on.
One of my favorite Monty Python sketches.Mrs Conclusion: Hello, Mrs Premise.Mrs Premise: Hello, Mrs Conclusion.Mrs Conclusion: Busy day?Mrs Premise: Busy! I’ve just spent four hours burying the cat.Mrs Conclusion: Four hours to bury a cat?Mrs Premise: Yes! It wouldn’t keep still, wriggling about howling its head off.Mrs Conclusion: Oh – it wasn’t dead then?Mrs Premise: Well, no, no, but it’s not at all a well cat so as we were going away for a fortnight’s holiday, I thought I’d better bury it just to be on the safe side.… and on to soiled budgies, Mrs Jean Paul Sartre, etc.
There is an old joke about a farmer driving a wagon pulled by two horses that got hit by a car. The farmer suffered a broken leg, and sued for damages. On the witness stand, the defendant’s lawyer said: “I have a police report here that states you said you didn’t have any injury at the scene. How do you explain that?” The farmer replied: “The officer looked at one of my horses and said This one has a broken leg and shot him in the head. Then he looked at the other horse and said This one has a broken leg, too. and shot him in the head, too. Then he said to me How are you? There ain’t no way I was going to tell him I had a broken leg, too.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
We had to shoot him 136 times before he stopped resisting.
celeconecca about 9 years ago
That was the trouble with Hokey Pokey – he’d put his right leg in, he’d put his right leg out, he’d put his right leg in and he’d shake it all about. And so on.
jreckard about 9 years ago
One of my favorite Monty Python sketches.Mrs Conclusion: Hello, Mrs Premise.Mrs Premise: Hello, Mrs Conclusion.Mrs Conclusion: Busy day?Mrs Premise: Busy! I’ve just spent four hours burying the cat.Mrs Conclusion: Four hours to bury a cat?Mrs Premise: Yes! It wouldn’t keep still, wriggling about howling its head off.Mrs Conclusion: Oh – it wasn’t dead then?Mrs Premise: Well, no, no, but it’s not at all a well cat so as we were going away for a fortnight’s holiday, I thought I’d better bury it just to be on the safe side.… and on to soiled budgies, Mrs Jean Paul Sartre, etc.
cubswin2016 about 9 years ago
Must be a rookie police officer.
jtviper7 about 9 years ago
" Was he dead "
" He said he wasn’t, but he was a habitual lair."
nosirrom about 9 years ago
“Bring out your dead!”
linsonl about 9 years ago
There is an old joke about a farmer driving a wagon pulled by two horses that got hit by a car. The farmer suffered a broken leg, and sued for damages. On the witness stand, the defendant’s lawyer said: “I have a police report here that states you said you didn’t have any injury at the scene. How do you explain that?” The farmer replied: “The officer looked at one of my horses and said This one has a broken leg and shot him in the head. Then he looked at the other horse and said This one has a broken leg, too. and shot him in the head, too. Then he said to me How are you? There ain’t no way I was going to tell him I had a broken leg, too.”
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 9 years ago
NOT DEAD YET!!
Stephen Gilberg about 9 years ago
Snopes has yet to evaluate the rumor of a hospital note saying, “The patient refused autopsy.”