Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 19, 2016

Also, stick him with a fork to make sure he’s nice and tender.

If I had spoken to my mom like that when I was a kid, then you might as well have put some of that sauce on my butt, because it would have been spanked until cooked medium-well.

Either Calvin is thinking about Hobbes’s well being, or he is simply preparing for the inevitable. I just love mom’s neutral expression in the last panel. Looks like she’s already used to her son’s behavior.

That kid is weird!

When did Calvin start carrying a briefcase?

A very reasonable response…..what kind of parent does not feed their pet tiger? Calvin should contact PETA.

A1 makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers

A1 makes Calvins taste like…

Calvin could always try disguising himself as that “disgusting green glop” that his mother often tries to feed HIM!

ROFLOL. But I’ll bet Hobbes is too true a friend to really eat him.

Throw a can of tuna fish into your room 1st Calvin

Great mother. Not like it would hurt or cost you anything to play along and say you fed him.

She may just do it as a matter of principle, Calvin…

Not sure I get this one.

xxx

No pounce at the door? Ok. He must’ve been hungry today. WAIT A SECOND!

Somebody was watching “Torchwood”?

“Mmm—extra flavor …”Hobbes (undoubtedly)

Good one.

Meat loves salt,but to each his or her own!