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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 28, 2016
January 27, 2016
January 29, 2016
Transcript:
Ginger: So, your invention...it detects when you're having a heart attack and then what? It notifies family? Calls an ambulance? Doubles as a defibrillator? Nerd: It clears your browser history. Brown man: Genius!
Bilan about 9 years ago
Maybe you should check with your doctor before visiting those sites.
Linux0s about 9 years ago
It also updates your Facebook status.
Cloudchaser about 9 years ago
Scott must be a fan of Coco :-)
jreckard about 9 years ago
Andy, give that man a cookie.
Tom about 9 years ago
A good rule is that when your best friend dies the first thing you should do is delete everything on his computer.
J Short about 9 years ago
They had a routine on The Man Show about a company that comes in cleans up any evidence after you die. The Rest Assured Disposal Company. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDUGbGvQF04&index=9&list=PLw0qpnGJ7fXTcyXSijcf8FfppQBYfdJPc
Packratjohn Premium Member about 9 years ago
I had an idea years ago, never acted on it. At least once a day, your computer will prompt you to enter a special code. If you didn’t, your personal files would be deleted, leaving the PC completely usable, just nothing left of your files.Of course, you could set the frequency, didn’t have to be every day, and you could select files and folder for deletion.(and yes, it would be a secure erasure)
JP Steve Premium Member about 9 years ago
When a seaman dies in the Royal Navy it’s the job of his Petty Officer to go through the deceased seaman’s sea chest (“ditty box”) and remove all incriminating materials before returning it to the man’s family.