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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 29, 2016
January 28, 2016
January 30, 2016
Transcript:
Red apple: Oh, stop it, Paula- you know I'm not attracted to bananas.
Green apple: Oh, please, Jonathan- you were practically unpeeling her with your eyes all night!
Farside99 about 9 years ago
Jonathan, you know you aren’t going to win this, even if you’re 1000% right.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago
But Paula, you’ve always been the apple of my eye.
Bargrove about 9 years ago
Woman dress me with their eyes. Shucks.
thetraveller4 about 9 years ago
The green apple of jealousy…
Joe Cooker Premium Member about 9 years ago
Yes, he’ll have no bananas.
jreckard about 9 years ago
That woman had no appeel for me.no, wait …That woman had no appleel …um …
sunnysrteet27 about 9 years ago
I’m no Alfred Einstein , but I think the peel might be her clothes.
J Short about 9 years ago
A month later he was on the Dole.
osceola about 9 years ago
If you were married to Granny Smith, you’d be wanting something better too.
Helen Ferrieux about 9 years ago
Paula can be very tart at times.
uniquename about 9 years ago
It’s apples and oranges that don’t compare.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
Is that a worm, or are you just glad to see me?
SunflowerGirl100 about 9 years ago
She needn’t worry. The banana didn’t like him and was going to split.
paul brians about 9 years ago
Unpeeling?
zeexenon about 9 years ago
Quick, accuse her of ogling the cucumbers.
finale about 9 years ago
He was looking closely at the melons
Helen Ferrieux about 9 years ago
If he’s not careful she’ll push him down the apples and pears.
Joken' about 9 years ago
Was she organic or genetically modified?