Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 02, 2016

I’m sorry, but Hassan’s reaction doesn’t ring true: what person would automatically think the guard merely invented this tale? What would be the motive for doing so?

Thou? Who talks like that?

No good deed goes unpunished.This guy is like Merkel; in denial.

In yonder Africa man speaketh in ye olde englishe. They hath been taughteth by ye Shakespearean actor.

Hassan wanted to be a classical actor before his parents insisted he go into slaving. “There’s no money in acting” they told him.

Yeah. Tarzan is no stranger. Everyone knows him…..or soon will.

Hmmmm……..Let me guess…..Who dies next? Hasan must be pretty PO’d at the guard calling him a "swine. You all know who those arabs feel about their pork and where it comes from! :)> MoreOscarMeyer’sWeinersAGowa!!

Why would Hassan think a guard would approach him with such a story to cover up the fact that he had been sleeping?Hassan wouldn’t have known. Sloppy logic.

Tarzan made the first mistake in infiltration: always kill the guards.

The revelry is still revelling? Those dancers have got to be getting a little tired by now.