Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for February 28, 2016
Transcript:
Boy: Twinkies have a shelf life of, like, 40 years. Man: Did you know "golf" stands for gentlemen only, ladies forbidden. Boy: Yeah, totally. Baldo: Ack...I swallowed my gum. Girl: That's gonna take seven years to digest. Girl: You shouldn't eat cheese before bedtime, it'll give you nightmares. Man: If you sneeze five times, if means you're gonna win the lottery. Dad: Cihspas! Baldo hangs out with the wrong crowd.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
and that crowd is filling Baldo’s head with such silly myths
Dobie Takahama over 8 years ago
I’m the type of guy who can sneeze up to 8 times in a row. Why didn’t I partake in that billion dollar lotto?!I guess I’ll settle for having a billion in Video Game Money.
Kamino Neko over 8 years ago
Well, they’re generally a good crowd, but Sergio’s certainly right that they could use some better education…or a trip to snopes, at least.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
The GOLF one sounds plausible.
news_techren over 8 years ago
If you sneeze, fart, and belch at the same time, you’ll die.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wasting your time talking to a woman who believes in the evil eye.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Agreed Sergio.
Mema Jean over 8 years ago
We all did that when we were young. Kept us on our toes. Besides we learned them from somewhere, right?
JoePhan over 8 years ago
Wikipedia now claims that the shelf life of a Twinkie is about 45 days.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
JPuzzleWhizClose. It was rendered obsolete by Babe Zaharias, who then helped found the LPGA.
Carl Premium Member over 8 years ago
Its like a walking FB of bad information.
Naldrin 10 months ago
My family said that it was oranges what gave you nightmares if eaten at night. So I used to eat some for dinner so I could have exciting dreams