Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 20, 2016

Your Purple Mountain Majesty— King of the Purple Mountain

“The Artist Formerly Known as PewDiePie”

Needle in a haystack.

We are not defined by what “people” call us. We are defined by what we call them … the ()*& <>% ~!@#$# so and sos. .

And nobody knows why…

So I did an upgrade to Windows 10, also known as Notorious Little Puddle Pants, but only for the moment. Started Friday morning with cloning the SATA disk to SSD, then started the download and upgrade on the faster drive over a direct wire connection to cable broadband. Took two days. The upgrade failed four times and required five restarts of the entire upgrade process from Win7 HP to WinX. Waited for 24 hours while the little juggling balls spun around.True Lameness has been achieved!

Someone call the authorities so I can report a crime…today’s strip. Thank you.

I regret to inform you that in the absence of any statutory laws, extant or pending regulations, and the absence of any person or persons with standing to file charges or a civil tort, there is no action that may be taken against today’s strip.While it might actually tweak one’s nose, it can only do so if one places one’s nose in the tweak position and activates the mechanism deliberately and in full knowledge of the consequences.This is your captain speaking. We have attained cruising altitude. You may now release your safety belts and move freely about the cabin, or just un-clench a bit.

What about his hands?You know who talks about Trump’s hands? People who are envious of his success. Lugers, that’s who.

He is the only truly curly-haired one here, so I generously refer “Notorious” to Puddles Pity Party for consolation, gratification, and/or purification….

Chicken, monkey, duck.

People have got to know whether or not their fowl is a Cluck. Well, I’m not a Cluck. I’ve ducked everything I’ve got.”-Puddlepants Henhouse Mixing

Notorious L.P.P in da house.

Really great stuff this week, Teresa! Thanks!