Deep Dark Fears by Fran Krause for June 13, 2016

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    Ida No  about 8 years ago

    I once was on a business trip where the plane was delayed because the maintenance crew couldn’t get the little sewage exit door to close. The cause – some kid had flushed their toy down the potty and it had jammed in the pipes. So, no. The odds of being flushed out a pipe that small are pretty minimal.

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    erin.adamic Premium Member about 8 years ago

    No need to go that far. All you need to do is mention an airplane to awaken my Deep, Dark Fears.

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    Joyce Melton  about 8 years ago

    Don’t flush an airplane toilet while sitting on it. Your ass will form a seal and you will be vacuum attached to the toilet seat until the plane lands and someone can come and turn the little valve in the service panel on the outside of the plane. If you’re a first class passenger, though, they will keep serving you liquor so that you will stop screaming. Did I mention that it hurts like hell to be vacuum attached to a toilet?

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