Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 01, 2016

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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson April Fool Fun Page Turn your newspaper into a practical joke! Simply cut, paste and let the foolery begin! Bogus bylines! Glue these over some actual bylines! It'll be a hoot, probably! By Jane Austen Washington Post Staff Writer By Stan The Man Lee Washington Post Staff Writer By Thomas Pynchon Washington Post Staff Writer By Angry Bob Washington Post Staff Writer Comics calamities! The laughs will become cries of dismay when you deface the comics with these babies! Dagwood! No! No! No! Not that! Aaaaiiieee!! Sudoku spoiler! This one is almost too easy! All it takes is just one random wrong number pasted somewhere on a sudoku puzzle to drive a sudoku-ist to the very brink of madness! Ha ha! 12 Doubtful Dubya! Stick this portrait of President Busch looking uncharacteristically reflective and full of self-doubt to a photograph in the A section, then sit back and watch the fun! People won't believe their eyes! It's just too crazy!