Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 30, 2010

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    Edcole1961  over 14 years ago

    Never employ a chauffeur without eyes.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    One of the many difficulties I had in the Army (I lasted 4 months and 9 days) was that I kept forgetting to call officers “sir”. It’s not like I’d call them by their first names or anything, but beginning or ending every sentence with “sir” never became a reflex, like it ought to have been. It was particularly a problem in any context where we were having any sort of “conversation”, rather than a purely soldier/officer exchange.

    Then again, I’ve always had trouble acknowledging authority. I’m not generally hostile to it, just oblivious; I’m respectful of expertise, but not often of rank.

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    Just call him “Barney”. See how that goes over.

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    Smiley Rmom  over 14 years ago

    fritzoid - I’ve never been in the military, but I’m like you. I’m respectful of expertise, but not so much pure rank. Not hostile, I just realize we’re all God’s creation. I wasn’t great at calling people “Mister” or “Missus” if other people called them by their first names, but I don’t ever remember getting in trouble for it. Thankfully, all my bosses preferred to be called by their first names, and some of them are/were millionaires.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Related note: In the Army, you’re not supposed to call NCO’s “Sir”, so in Basic Training it was less “Yes, Sir!”/”No Sir!” than “Yes, Drill Sergeant!”/”No, Drill Sergeant!” Of course, recruits would make the mistake from time to time, and my favorite DI retort to that was

    “DON’T CALL ME ‘SIR’, I WORK FOR A LIVING!!!”

    That always comes to mind whenever somebody calls ME “sir.” :-)

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