Half Full by Maria Scrivan for April 09, 2016

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    Give me a couple of seconds, I’m reloading.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 8 years ago

    I just need to finish lighting my cigar.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Call 911 if I drive right down the median strip of the highway.

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    rpmurray  over 8 years ago

    Wait until I get off my cell phone.

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    juliapoole  over 8 years ago

    While I do think this is funny, speaking as somebody with ulcerative colitis, there are some very valid reasons for being in a hurry to get somewhere!

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