Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 17, 2016

Your call is very important to us. Please listen to the list of options as they have changed.

Are they officially officers? That must be the officer’s office, then…..

I like to call into the Lack of Animal Control folks…….

Or the Animal Lack-of-Control depending on my mood………

I’m fond of referring to the source messages as out-of-office experiences.