For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 18, 2016

gotta be the nicotine

EWWWW

I can remember fishing butts out of the ashtray to roll a smoke,the result was a nicotine blast strong enough to make me throw up!Most people don’t use ashtrays anymore,just toss them on the ground or out the car window.The good old days eh!

Please do not put cigar butts in the urinals – It makes them soggy and hard to relight.

I had half a cigarette, lit it up, tasted awful, never smoked again. Went from 4 packs/day to zip. It worked.

Go buy some nicotine gum, Phil!

What pun?

My dad use to smoke his brother’s use to smoke so did the aunts. My mom never smoked. House got real smoky took a heart-attack to stop. Lot of wasted money on tobacco. For me never took it up did not waste the cash. I have healthy lungs.

Somebody sure hit a new low in his addiction.

Shortly after I quit I found an unopened pack that had fallen behind the fridge. Drowned it in a bucket of water and never looked back!

I understand how he feels

Went thru this 30 years ago

@Linguist

Or how about a gas b.b.q. with electric start?(dangerous if you have long hair)

I once knew a woman who would explain that the reason she refused to date Smokers was because it was like giving a BJ to an Ashtray..She took particular delight in saying it while looking directly at a Smoker.

I never dated a smoker, lips that kiss butts will never kiss mine!

Dad used to grab a cig from his pack of Kools, go to the kitchen, turn on one of the burners on the gas range, lean down to lightup, then go to the toilet with a magazine..

Hope they clean their toilet more frequently than I clean mine!

Smoking is a smelly, disgusting selfish habit