This seems as good a basis as any for figuring out a good one. Lawyers are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
“Duncan, you are under arrest for threatening squirrels with grievous bodily harm. If you do not have an attorney, one will be appointed …”
I would look for a lawyer that already has so much money, he will take my case for free. That, and one that always wins. Well that and one who will treat me to ice cream after.
Dobber Premium Member over 4 years ago
This seems as good a basis as any for figuring out a good one. Lawyers are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
John Falstaff over 4 years ago
“Duncan, you are under arrest for threatening squirrels with grievous bodily harm. If you do not have an attorney, one will be appointed …”
summerdog over 4 years ago
I would look for a lawyer that already has so much money, he will take my case for free. That, and one that always wins. Well that and one who will treat me to ice cream after.