Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 17, 2016
Transcript:
verne: the only way batman defeats superman is if he takes one of superman's friends hostage. rj: like jimmy olsen? Verne: jimmy is expendable. lois, maybe. rj: I like jimmy. verne: me too, but superman is not going to let batman kick his butt just to save jimmy. rj: to embarrassing? verne: and jimmy would be all huggy and slobbering, and no one wants to see that. rj: bye-bye jimmy.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Is Lois still hot ?
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
Or Batman could just use Kryptonite. And that will instantly weaken Superman.
kaploy9 over 8 years ago
How about the delivery boy from Jimmy Johns?
hariseldon59 over 8 years ago
Except, that in the new Supergirl series, they’ve turned Jimmy Olsen into a cool, buff ,black man instead of the nerdy Jimmy most of us grew up with.
patlaborvi over 8 years ago
In the recent cartoons where Superman and Batman cross paths Batman always carries a chunk of green kryptonite in a leadlined pouch of his utility belt just in case Superman goes crazy or another Kryptonian shows up and needs to be dealt with.
hmvanyel over 8 years ago
In the comics and the animated series’ Batman does come up with a way to defeat every member of the JLA, including himself, in case any of them went rogue. Unfortunately one of the JLA’s enemy found the plan and used it against them.
In the comics, Superman did give Batman Kryptonite just in case someone took him over or to use against another Kryptonian.
In the up coming movie, Batman could have done his homework, lots of research could have led Bruce Wayne to see how the machines in Man Of Steel affected Superman, and deduced that maybe other things from Krypton might have a similar affect on The Man of Steel, leading Bruce to find Kryptonite.
An old joke/saying among Batman fans and comic fans in general is: Can Batman beat (insert name of superhero or super villain)? The answer: Yes, if he has time to prepare. In BvS it looks as if Batman had time to prepare.
Despite having time to prepare doesn’t guarantee Batman’s victory, but it does give him the element of surprise which could be enough to for him to pull out the win.