La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 18, 2016

And the chicanos tell my fellow estadounidenses not to drink THEIR water. (If you drink Mexican water, you get Montezuma’s Revenge. So if you drink U.S. water, what do you get?)

The water is contaminated; the people are poisoned.

I was a little disappointed not to see trump, cruz and rubio at the border yesterday screaming, “Keep him out!”

Lead poisoning.

The water’s okay, just don’t drink the kool-aid.

Don’t drink the water and don’t breathe the air. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPrAuF2f_oI

In the Rio Grande Valley this is specially true. Most disgusting water I’ve ever tasted. Would rather drink straight from the river.

That’s Flint, this guy is Canadian!