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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 14, 2016
February 13, 2016
February 15, 2016
Transcript:
Don't be so picky, dear, they taste exactly the same.
Randy B Premium Member almost 9 years ago
One has superior marbling, if you like fat.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Regular or king-sized?
jtviper7 almost 9 years ago
Ordinarily they taste like chicken… But today they taste like candy hearts… Happy Valentines day.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 9 years ago
We are all just meat.
SunflowerGirl100 almost 9 years ago
Watch out for the drumsticks. They’ll have a gritty, earthy taste.
KEA almost 9 years ago
No matter how high,Or great the throne,What sits on it,Is the same as your own.— Yip Harburg
mountainclimber almost 9 years ago
They both taste like chicken.
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
sadly, his crowning achievement
markjoseph125 almost 9 years ago
Thanks to both for the Ozymandias references!
markjoseph125 almost 9 years ago
This comic has a bit of a sting. Reminds me of what I know of as an “Italian proverb” (don’t know if the attribution is correct or not), “when the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.”