Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 22, 2016

I could have used this to get out of square dancing lessons when I was a kid.

If I see dancing squares, I know it’s time to stop drinking!

Charge more Lio. They’ll pay anything to get out of square dancing with all that hand holding and allaman lefting.

That hallway is actually PACKED with kids.

Yikes! Mandatory square dancing?! Quick, Lio, here’s twenty dollars; give me the whole flask and never mind the consequences….

Lio’s good.

Only if it makes the squares disappear…

Try selling it near the locker rooms.

Of course, to be truly invisible, you’ll need to remove your clothes and there’s no telling how long the formula will last.

the 1st rule of business is location, location, location

Schools actually force kids to take square dancing lessons?