New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 02, 2010

I hope he pronounced her named right. Unlike 99% of the vultures, including her one time boss Eisner. I think it’s what made her go goofy.

Don’t we all wish that we could get rid of senile relatives this easily? Of course, a misaimed launch vehicle could cause a pain in the Baltics.

Lindsay’s on her way to rehab in 3.5 hours. Got just enough time to get hammered before she leaves.

What do you want to bet that, if this bulletin was real, that the contents of said nose-pick would end up on eBay? And that someone would buy it?

well, don’t leave us hanging…. if she didn’t eat it, where did she wipe it?

aha sheik, but one day YOU shall be a senile relative.

….but since gravity seems to be the major downfall (so to speak) of the elderly, a trip into space would not be a bad thing. imagine, no walkers, no wheelchair, no falling and breaking hips

LOL!!!

Too bad they can’t launch Lindsay instead of Grandpa.

@ nighthawks - icky-POO!

Lindsay plus Grandpa plus high octane lemonade? Definitely warn the Latvians.