Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 12, 2016

My friend Roger stood 6’4" weighed 300+ he answered the door buck naked. After that the Jehovah’s WItnesses stopped calling on him.

Where’s Carmen?

That bed is pretty small. Does Carmen have her own bed where she sleeps with her mob of purple cats? Does she sleep in her orange sweater or, like the boys? This strip is raising some issues, Gilligan.

I found Carmen.

So everyone sleeps sky-clad style !………….could be cold in the winter :-)

Where’s his wife?

Well, since Poncho is next to him, that takes care of one of my worries if someone rings my bell in the middle of the night. My first thoughts are:

“Have the dogs gotten out and into trouble?” (they sleep in my room but have a dog door to the back yard).

and then

“Is my car on fire?”

come to think of it… have we seen her this week? maybe she took the cats and bolted

Where is the wife????