Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 01, 2010

Try the isopropyl alcohol. It’s the only kind Andy won’t drink.

No, but we have something that will remove your eyeballs.

Yikes! What a shock that must have been! The image is probably burned into Andy’s eyeballs. Spending time in a dimly lit pub might be the only solution!

It’s at times like this I wonder how EDCOLE could be so wrong, and VISTABILL be on the money’. Time at the pub will not only provide the elixir of healing but should also remove the irritating agent from contact. Cough it up, Flo. And CLARK, keep your “Andy’s no good”” opinion.

Things could look better after a couple of triple scotches at the pub Andy!!

Wait!,, Andy got off the couch to answer the door!,, He didn’t shout for Flo to get it!

I wonder what Flo’s mother really looks like, since they have never drawn her in the strip. I wonder if we are better off not knowing?

When you get to be Flo’s mom’s age, you can wear whatever you want, only seems fair, don’t you think? ;-)

If Andy asks for something in the medicine cabinet to remove the images from his eyeballs, he would be BLIND for the rest of his life! Or till he dies! Stupid thinking, Andy!

You might want to try the car battery Andy. Well that would be a bit xtreme but no more so then this bad idea that has been going around the internet for years!

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/w/wasp-spray.htm

This has been psychologically damaging for Andy.

Looking in the refrigerator may be better for some immediate treatment.

Intense extended therapy can be found at the pub. (That is why they are required to be licensed.)

Since the image Andy is so desperate to rid himself of is a memory.

I suggest hypnosis.

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So mannerly he makes her wait outside! Or maybe Flo had just mopped the floor.

Flo never mopped that floor he just doesn’t want Flo’s mom in at all. Both don’t get on at all. Andy bashing time.