Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for February 29, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Um… no. They all get paid by the number of hours they’re supposed to work (or actually do work).

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    Steven Wright  almost 9 years ago

    I remember complaining about this when I was a salaried employee, until my boss pointed out how many months worked in my favor.

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    Carl  Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Since most months are 30/31 days wouldn’t February, in any form, be the time he paid the most for the least?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Even so, you still loose.29 is less than 30 or 31…

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    todyoung  almost 9 years ago

    “Although he looks 21, he’s really only 5. A paradox, a paradox, a most amusing paradox, a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a paradox.”

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Boy, we’re on a roll now, huh…

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