Close to Home by John McPherson for August 09, 2010

I heard that somewhere concerning fish…

Old golfers never die; they just lose their balls.

or baseball, football, tennis or soccer…

If you scoop fish the game warden may have a word or two.

Goalies would make golf a lot more interesting.

i don’t know any game warden that golfs….assuming the hazards are stocked with fish.

Considering the way Tiger Woods has been playing last week, I’d agree, bud.

i don’t recall any water hazards at putt putt

The fish swallowed my balls and I want them back!

Thanks to my trusty ball retriever (and players with bad shanks who used top-quality balls), I didn’t buy a new golf ball for over 20 years.