Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 03, 2016
Transcript:
Girl: Mrs. Olsen, we have to talk. My dad just bought another refrigerator! Mrs. Olsen: I'm not changing the grading scale. Girl: But the pressure! Mrs. Olsen: Maggie: There's a 10% chance he bought it to display your gold-star quizzes and a 90% chance it's going in the garage for craft beer. Frazz: What'd we learn about today? Girl: The close relationship between relief and disillusionment.
mddshubby2005 over 8 years ago
You can’t display quiz papers on a craft beer fridge? I’ll need to see Mrs. Olsen’s proof – and the dad’s.
karanne over 8 years ago
Obviously Maggie’s dad is doing home brewing in his Man Cave.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
I’m relived that she is disillusioned. It means she learned something in school.
JanLC over 8 years ago
I worked in a construction company’s office where they had a beer fridge and an honor system of paying for it. It worked pretty well because most folks working there were honest. About twice a year, the company threw a booze and cheese party after work, and all the field guys came in and partied with the office staff. That stopped about the time that hosts and bartenders started being held accountable for their guests’ DUI damage and injuries.
Troy over 8 years ago
Happy 15th anniversary, Jef. Thanks for sharing you wonderful stripwith us.
I Quit over 8 years ago
And you got a free lesson in both fractions and probabilities.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
My refrigerator is a photo gallery of family.
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 8 years ago
She probably knows the kid’s dad from when he was in her class.