Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 16, 2016
March 15, 2016
March 17, 2016
Transcript:
This is my Twit Bit. It keeps track of how many twits I have dated lately. It also tracks how many times my mother has told me that she wants grandchildren, and how long it will be until I'd die alone...
Farside99 over 8 years ago
It counts down my biological clock, too.
Ubintold over 8 years ago
Why not just call it an “old maid” ?
whiteheron over 8 years ago
In today’s world, just because you aren’t married, doesn’t mean she can’t have grandkids.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 8 years ago
Does it keep track of how many boxes of wine and chocolate you consume?