1 and Done by Eric Scott for February 29, 2016

  1. I am the captain
    Steven Wright  over 8 years ago

    He knows fishermen, don’t tell me he can’t get waders.

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    Yowhasssup  over 8 years ago

    He must be getting ready for the crucifixion. Don’t want to be hangin’ up there in dirty underwear.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Of course not! These belong to the Ghost Who Walks, aka The Phantom.

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    Diane in comics land Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Sorry, you can’t return opened-package underwear. Jesus Christ, don’t be so gross!

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    SHAKENDOWN  over 8 years ago

    Crucifixes would be more apt.

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    nathanbtlr  over 8 years ago

    Jesus saves S&H Green Stamps.

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    MotherOfMoses  over 8 years ago

    I am not even Christian but joking with any form or extent of divinity brings more harm than humor if it does bring humor.

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    No New Wars  9 months ago

    To explain: Jesus does not need swimming trunks because he walks on water.

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