Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I dunno…. I heard he performed pretty regularly around here..He was also popular with senior citizens.

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Dr. Pepper has denied for years that it is made out of prunes, sure tastes like it though…..I worked at Kroger’s in high school,….One Sunday morning a little old lady came through the check out line with ten bottles of prune juice, and a whole lot of toilet paper…That’s all….Oh, it was so hard not to laugh….One guy wondered if she was going to commit suicide..I told him, no….She wouldn’t need all that TP….

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    jreckard  over 8 years ago

    Prune-atic. adjective pru·na·tic \ˈprü-nə-ˌtik\

    :plum loony

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    SFpagan  over 8 years ago

    sorry but there’s no prune juice in Dr. Pepper. It’s the vanilla combined with dark cherry juice that gives that impression.

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