The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 19, 2016

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    finale  over 8 years ago

    He’s a member of a religious order. She was just monk-keying around a bit

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    Linux0s  over 8 years ago

    He’s picked a fight now!

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    Her paramour is a Master at unlocking a supposedly inaccessible heart.

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    Sounds like a new Melanie song in the making.

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    jreckard  over 8 years ago

    Was Paddy whacked?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Hey, he ought to know that the days of chastity belts are over…If she can’t keep you on a chain, don’t expect to keep her locked up.Trust is key, in any relationship…even though, in her case… um…she seems to be duplicitous.

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    She was a hard case.

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    Must have been rough, look at that gaping hole.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Gopher…. and it’s really obvious from there that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes….As for “Paddy” …. why even ask, these day, when girls get named Evan, George and Christopher… I’ve known women as old as I am (boomer) named Michael, Sidney and Charly… And some formerly masculine names like Leslie, Carol and Evelyn are almost exclusively feminine now.

    Dogsniff … Good one!I just have to make myself not take it literally….LOL

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 8 years ago

    He was a deadbolt in bed.

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    NoCents  over 8 years ago

    She always want to give him a tumble.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Loose wife and lover still on scene, and the master’s home. A bad combination. Someone could end up as a skeleton key. Guess he couldn’t resist a Chubb.

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    xeacons  over 8 years ago

    No, you got it all wrong! You’re the only key for my lock, Ace.

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    StratmanRon  over 8 years ago

    She met her Master.

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    nosirrom  over 8 years ago

    Paddy could never resist a KWIKie. That SET her apart from the other locks.

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    crass  over 8 years ago

    And I thought this was a family strip!

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    Truthfully, it’s an Irish slur by Brits. That’s her nickname because she loves getting paddy-whacked.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 8 years ago

    She was heard screaming “open Sesamee !!” Just some lock brand humor.

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    SusanSunshineIt has been going on for a long time. Florence (as in Ziegfield) was stolen way back there (MS Nightingale was named for the city). I am almost 83, but have known contemporary females named Paul and Fred (admittedly patronym and middle name respectively).

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Olongapoe J…um… say what? Trying to figure out which of my comments was the “why” of which you speak.

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    Squirrelchaser  over 8 years ago

    Pay no attention to the key behind the curtain.

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